why my face is so black

1) cause i spend every weekend at kallang river

2) because my major is fun but all the fun is robbed by the immortals who spend all their lives studying and thrashing me, academically

3) because...this summer holiday...i was supposed to go university of waterloo, Canada for a summer program. ( after a competitive selection process coupled with an anal interviewer) Under it i can map 4 level 4000 math modules over back to nus...which is like a much better deal than SEP...however my officer in charge working for big brother refuses to release me...saying that i have to serve attachment to a secondary school during this holidays....for 2 WEEKS.....CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 3 month of overseas experience robbed and stuffed with 2 weeks of free labour

she even said :" i do hope you realise that going on the secondary school attachment program is very beneficial to your future work"

well i guess she's just too lazy to do "extra" things for my sake, i mean...all it takes is just a report from her? However since it doesn't harm her to not help me...i guess that's the rational thing to do.
and i even suggested alternatives...like me going to the secondary school during my mid-term break....
:<
if i'm a white horse...will things be different...? would an e-mail from my white horse daddy settled everything?
My surname is LOO...if the zeros are not zero but a vertical line reflection of "there exist" i'm sure she will be giving face while shitting in her pants

white horse...
well i'm a peasant and i'm pissed off!
well yar you're a peasant and you have the right to be pissed off!