probability

What is the probability that NUS

Can have both boats in lane1 for their heats events?
while SIM can have lane 5 for both their mens and ivp heats?

What is the probability that on Saturday night SDBA uploaded the race schedule and line-up for Sunday, and NUS was to be in a semis that didn't seem so tough on paper
And then on Sunday morning when they reported the usher just on the spot says:
"hey everything is changed, line-up and event schedule. Oh you guys are NUS?
Ok Lane 1 for you"

what is the probability that the usher just keep scolding all the boats to buckle up their life-vests and to have footwear, if not they will disqualify the team...what is the probability that he's more afraid of someone falling off and drowning which will cause him lots of trouble versus he's really concerned of the safety of the paddlers?
If he's really concerned of the paddlers he wouldn't be using DQ as a threat to get the paddlers to behave
And why would he be shouting all those things to the paddlers only after they finish the race?

What is the probability that my banks heats was actually a photo finish between them and the second place, and when the results came out my team was actually third, with a timing that's 16 seconds behind the second place? And only after paying a upfront appeal fee of $150 then the thing was changed and my timing was cut by 16 seconds?

What is the probability that SDBA...a local ruling body for Singapore dragonboat, actually didn't have photo finish facility for the race...and everything was based on human timers with manual stopwatches for the lanes

What is the probability that at the public service race, the MOE team, compromising of all national paddlers...went off course....and demanded a re-race...and not willing to return back to shore....
such is the standard of moulders of the future of the nation
Can you imagine your child being taught by someone who spent 7 years getting a degree?
You know what he can teach your child? endurance

You know what is the probability of all the above mentioned happening?
Its the probability of seeing quantum teleportation if it's normal human beings, which by mathematical probability has only happened once since the birth of our universe.
If we are talking about SDBA, a body full of people who are interested in sucking money into their pockets, who prefer to spend money eating banquets themselves rather then building facilities for the people, who simply rest on their laurels because they are the single ruling body here...a peseudo monopoly,
then the probability is one
You can even see how the SDBA selection team's character being moulded and inherited from them man